Hyderabad 2.0

                                                   When you come to a city as a stranger , you are curious(rather worried!!) about a lot of things. How will the climate be?will it suite me? How will be the food? Would we get good accommodation facility? will it be safe place to live ?( more if you are a girl) … … etc etc .. and most importantly how will the people be?

 Well ...frankly speaking none of these questions occurred to me when I left Mumbai for Nagpur after 12^th and even when I left Nagpur/Mumbai for Hyderabad …. mainly because I always had few familiar faces accompanying me to these cities which made life simpler.

Talking about Hyderabad, where I relocated after my graduation i.e. from June 2009 till date, it  has been a good experience so far. Well from stranger to the city   in 2009 till now in 2011  the journey has been amazing!!

Lets start with a brief history of Hyderabad.

Hyderabad the capital of Andhra Pradesh, founded in the year 1591 by Mohammed Quli Qutub Shah, the fifth sultan of Qutb Shahi dynasty, offers a fascinating panorama of the past, with richly mixed cultural and historical tradition spanning over 400 years.

Hyderabad, under the Nizam's, was the largest princely state in India. Area wise it was as big as England and Scotland put together. The State had its own currency, mint, railways, and postal system. There was no income tax. Soon after India gained independence, Hyderabad State merged with the Union of India. On November 1, 1956 the map of India was redrawn into linguistic states, and Hyderabad became the capital of Andhra Pradesh which was formed by merging Hyderabad , Rayaseema region , coastal Andhra region and the Telangana Region….Yes this is the same Telangana  that’s trying to cause tsunami and earth quake into Andhra Pradesh Politics….. Coming to the tourist spots .. there are quite a few places which you can visit when you come to Hyderabad .. some of these are as follows

1. Hussain Sagar , Lumbini Park , Boat Ride
2. Nehru Zoo
3. Falaknuma Palace
4. Golconda Fort
5. Ramoji City
6. ........ 

Its better if you visit these places than reading some blogs about them ..So what I am going to tell you about is ..”aam aadmi “ of Hyderabad. Well , to start with , the people of Hyderabad are very helpful and humble in nature. Also lets see few statistics about how brilliant the people here are!!

High percentage of people getting selected in competitive exams such as IIT JEE , AIEEE are from Hyderabad.The maximum number of people scoring high percentage in mathematics in such exams are also from Hyderabad.. A.P .to be precise.The number of Engineering Colleges in A.P. is 494 which amounts to  1.6 Lakh seats .. Hyderabad (AP) has contributed to the country and world in various fields including Very Very Special  in cricket, Badminton ..so on and so forth … 

Well don’t get carried away by  these numbers . I will tell u , even an average person in Hyderabad knows more physics and mathematics than you!! Cant digest it ?? just read it ahead. I will prove it to you!!

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Chapter I        Mathematics

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Calculus

Limits  and Continuity

lim    x        =        lim    ( x + ∂)    =       ∞ x→∞                  x→∞ ( given that       lim    x/∂   =  0)                                   x→∞

 Didn’t know this before?? Never mind you know it now .:P  (Wondering that  L.H.S. is ∞ and R.H.S. is  ∞ so both of them are always equal ?? well that’s not true , there are orders even among infinities . But yes , in this case , both of them are equal!)

Situation:-

Pedestrian	Anna , Cinemax janeka kintna loge?
AutoDriver	150 Rs.
Pedestrian	Anna Secundarabad nahi jana hai .. Meter se to 100 bhi nahi hoga
Auto Driver	130 Rs.
Pedestrian	120 Rs.
Auto Driver	Bhiyya 10Rs se kya farak padta hai (has calculated in mind that …as it is  x→∞, how does ∂ matter) 130 Rs . mein chalo

Continuing  the discussion(;)) , in many such cases auto drivers will really test your limits (;)). To add further , if your autodriver has installed meter , be sure that (Speed of Auto <<<< Speed of meter) it will surely it will be super fast( please note that “it” here refers to meter and not auto).So advice :- Be continuously in your limits ( Don’t go to a place via auto unless you know how much it should cost)

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 Chapter II  Physics 

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The Generalization of Quantum Particle Physics over material bodies.

Δx * Δp > = h /2

The momentum and position of a particle can never be accurately determined simultaneously!

Wondering how can quantum mechanics be applicable in rigid body dynamics? well you may not be presented a proof but you will see it being applied every now and then.( well engineering of pure science concepts is finally what matters right!) I infact believe , if I stay here for few more years , I might get some insight into the “Theory of Everything”  or “String Theory” that even Einstein struggled to investigate.

Situation :-

1.You enter a shared auto first .

2.After you one by one few girls come , you are forced to get out and accept the front seat.

3.After the auto has sufficient passengers ( 4 in front excluding driver and 3 girls at the back ;)), It starts abruptly and there goes the quantum mechanics applied to rigid bodies.

The auto constantly bounces on the awesome roads and constantly moves to right and left ( “trying” to overtake other poorly loaded autos which have less momentum :P). For a quantum of time you would feel half of your body is outside the auto. But wait , you didn’t pay heed to your momentum , your momentum as it is ….cant be determined accurately ( its complex vector of right /left and or up/down when going down the hill). Given the complexities in finding out your instantaneous momentum, what do you expect about your instantaneous position?? You might be thinking you are thrown out of auto but it might not be true , given the Δx factor(;)).Even if you think half of your body is outside auto but you might be completely inside the next instance…. Well extension of this principle can to be applied to the daily traffic on roads …You might have skipped your heart beat a hundred times while trying to protect your vehicle from collision with speeding vehicles coming from all around.. well don’t get tensed next time , thanks to the bouncy tracks and complex momentum involved …the chances of collision are reduced .. it really works that way !!:P

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Chapter III  Geometry

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Straight Lines , Circles , Parabola , Hyperbola.

If you keep on magnifying any curve , it will appear like a straight line . In other words ,at microscopic level , every curve tends to appear like a straight line.

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Chapter IV   Physics

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The "Special" Theory Of Relativity.

When your speed approaches speed of light , the dimension of time slows down.

Its interesting to see application of both Geometry and The Theory Of Relativity together. 

Here it goes .. ( no hyperbola(e) here :P .. just try to understand ye para kya bola ;))

Some axioms to be stated (Facts :P in other words):-

1.The number of high speed vehicles ( for eg. Pulsar 220 cc , high end Cars including race cars ) is very high in Hyderabad

2.A small portion of roads in Hyderabad does have enough width allowing many vehicles travel at a time. 

Pedestrian/Biker	Anna , Cinemax ko kaise jate hai ?
Einstein	Yaha se seedha jao koththguda signal tak. Waha se madhapur ke lye seedha chale jana. Fir waha se ek chou-rasta lagega , waha se straight jubilee check post lagega, waha puch lena mil jaega
Pedestrian  ( Caught in the vicious circle!!)	(…Pedestrian is as  it is confused about the straight answer !! :P)  Anna kitna time lagta hai yaha se??
Einstein	Are 5-10 min mein aa jaega.

Our pedestrian/biker starts immediately after hearing this guidelines from Einstein. To his surprise , is bowled by the googly that ..not a single road is straight as told by Einstein ( may be Einstein got confused with the straightness of space-time curve !!) ,when he sees roads coming from 4 directions and none of which can be called straight….finally ”Some how” he reaches Cinemax but only after 25 mins… Are you wondering why so late??.. The reason is that Einstein had calculated the time based on the lightning speed of vehicles mentioned in axioms above and not Bull Cart !! You better get one of them soon (:P)

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Chapter V              Philosophy

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Philosophy about the odds and Way Towards Success

Hyderabad is not having a humid climate , especially in Summer it gets too hot to live.But Hyderabadis are very much determined . The climate is too dry .. so what ??? We wont allow a single dry day to happen here !!! is the moto.Didnt get an idea?? Get Idea!!(:P) .. I am talking about the liquor shops which are found everywhere like general stores(:P) I believe Hyderabad has more liquor shops than General Stores (:P) The total revenue goverment collects from them amounts to more than 6,500 Crore Rs.!!! 

Hyderabadis also believe in saying when there is a will there is a way.( Don’t start thinking that I am talking about Wills ‘cigarette shops being present everywhere !!:P)

I am talking about the awesome roads here. Before the rains , you will see nice straight roads. But be patient , its only matter of few days and the situation comes back to normal.Even drizzling rain showers are enough to wash away the fine coating of tar spread over the roads. You are blessed if construction work is going on near your area , (...along with the gift of mosquitoes ) when the Big trucks stop near by , they create  big pits in the area  adding further to the diversity of  shapes and forms to the roads.Then one day it rains heavily and entire road is filled with water(mud to be particular). I recently came to know that this pit and  improper drainage system etc aren’t “by mistake”. All of this comes under the hidden agenda by the municipality to increase the falling ground water levels ..:P. So every Hyderabadi has to believe in the saying “when there is a will there is a way” to reach any place from anywhere during these period…

.......Remaining chapters of the book are washed away in the heavy rains last year .. I am trying to find them .. keep visiting !!!